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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? He joined the que que que."

"I got circumcised on the NHS Which means the operation was free, you just leave a tip"

"I popped into Tesco last night to get some oxo cubes but couldn't see any on the shelf, they must be out of stock!"

"Seven days with no food makes Juan week."

"[two atoms side-to-side on a DNA chain] ""Hi."" ""Hi. U look familiar. Were u on A3564 before it went supernova?"" ""Yes."" ""U still owe me $20."""

"My therapist told me that if ignorance is bliss, there's no reason for me to be on antidepressants."

"That artsy picture you took of your Jack Daniels really spoke to me. It said ""This persons an alcoholic but still takes decent pictures."""

"What is the first rule of eating a banana? One. Never look someone in the eyes. What is the second rule? Two. Never look up."

"There is no 'I' in 'Denial'"

"How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb? None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within."