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Joke of the Day
"Pros and cons of guys Cons: they're dicks Pros: their dicks"
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"I want a tattoo but i'm afraid to get one. Not because it's permanent or the pain. I just don't want to talk to a stranger for 7 hours."
"Odd how all the intelligent life finding instruments' are pointed away from earth."
"a white girl slowly crawls out of her ugg castle, ""it's almost pumpkin spice time"" she growls as she sniffs the air."
"This joke contains no nudity, no sexual acts, no alkohol drinking, no cheating, violence, bad language or anything provocative. It's so safe, its a joke."
"Nose hairs must be the longest hairs on the human body. When you pull them your arsehole twitches."
"""if you could be any animal what would you be"" a cat ""why a cat"" [imagines being a complete shithead for literally no reason] naps and stuff"
"I've never wanted a mansion. Not because I'm modest- I just don't need more places to lose my keys."
"Sure, white people can't say the ""N word"" but. atleast we can say phrases like, ""Thanks for the warning, Officer"" and, ""Hey, Dad."""
"What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells."