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Joke of the Day
"Your mom's so old, she's probably going to die soon."
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"The Great Wall of America... ...is gonna be made in China."
"Did you know that if you put your finger on your nose there is a 99% chance... That your finger is gonna be on your nose... What were you expecting to find?"
"how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? ten tickles"
"One of the perks of being a woman is that no one can ever surprise you with a kid years later and tell you you're the mom."
"If these walls could talk I bet it would be gibberish cause these walls are plastered."
"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian"
"Startin' a band with some guys I used to work with called LinkedIn Park."
"Why does the shortage of strip clubs in the middle east make ISIS so angry? Because there aren't enough ho stages."
"This morning I had a 10 o'clock meeting and got there at 9:11. Too soon."