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Joke of the Day
"Why do hippies like to swim way offshore? Cause it's far out, man"
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"In 218 BC Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants. He got a mountain range that never forgets."
"What do you call a cow that's scared of everything? Coward!"
"Someone stole my mood ring the other day... I still don't know how I feel about it"
"What is the longest word in the English language? Nina: What is the longest word in the English language? SoSA: SMILES: becoz there is a mile between the first and last letters!"" :P"
"What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died? Well I'll be damned!"
"What do black people get after death? Nigger Mortis"
"How many goals did Germany score? A Brazillion."
"If you think my grey hair tells a story, you should see the unmarked graves in my back yard."
"What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers? ...Smolger's. <.<"