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Joke of the Day
"Someone stole my mood ring the other day... I still don't know how I feel about it"
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"Today I learned the Nazis were instrumental in the creation of Tang and other powdered fruit drinks But it didn't get far since Hitler hated the juice."
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"I like my racist jokes like I like black people! I don't like black people."
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