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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between your dick and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes."
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"What's Mario's favorite type of pants? *DenimDenimDenim*"
"Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!"
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"Ran into my ex on the street. He's got a hot wife & 2 kids. I have a taco in my hand. And one in my purse. And an emergency taco in my coat."
"Dude tried to pick me up at the gym but I was like bro I'm dying just let me lay here"
"Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone? He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for"
"Fish must be excellent drivers. Very rarely do you hear about fish getting into car accidents."
"""LBJ"" was a president... Not a Spanish term for Hump Day activities."
"What do you call half a ginger? George."