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Joke of the Day
"Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time."
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"Germ 1-OMG he dropped his pizza! Germ 2-PIIZZZAAAA!!! Let's get it! Germ Capt.-Stand back! He still has one more second to pick it up."
"I really hate my partners calling me the wrong name during sex. My name is not ""Help"" or ""Get off me""."
"Skywritten letters: SUSAN I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY FOR THIS WRITING BUT THIS IS HOW I WANTED TO PROPOSE; WILL YOU MAR"
"Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff? She was wearing mittens"
"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber!"
"There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses. "
"Wife: I finally caught you. I could hear it from the other room. You were watching a dirty movie. Me: No. Its just womens tennis."
"Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner? It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border."
"How do you call a woman with no boobs ? You dont."