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Joke of the Day
"Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time."
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"I met Jay-Z in '09 and he said ""Meet my fiance, Beyonce"" and I was like ""That rhymes, you should rap!"" and we laughed and he sold me crack."
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"""want to go grab some dinner?"" *lights cat on fire* sorry I can't my cats on fire"