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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lesbian and a canoe? A canoe tips."

"Why do they throw so many Black men in prison? So it hurts more when the pedophiles get raped."

"In a lesbian relationship who makes the sandwich? Neither. They both eat out!"

"I'm sick of all these holocaust jokes. My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. Dumb bastard fell off the guard tower."

"Police: Everything you say can and will be held against you Criminal: Boobs"

"Do the right thing. Not right away, but like after you get called out."

"Recently started growing a beard and my wife asked how I liked it so far. ""It's growing on me."""

"I think I must have a leather allergy because whenever I wake up with my shoes on I have a headache."

"I'm glad they call themselves attorneys-at-law. I wouldn't want to accidently hire an attorney-at-baking or an attorney-at-pottery."

"How does a Rabbi make tea? Hebrews it."