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Joke of the Day

"I don't friend zone people I relationship zone them. You want to be my friend? Too bad, we're dating."

"I lost 100 pounds with this simple trick I gave it to charity"

"Whats the last letter in the alphabet? somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project"

"My husband is out w/friends & I'm at home w/the kids. I'm going to sprinkle Legos under the covers on his side of the bed."

"Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!"

"I got a new piercing I flopped my cock out in front of a girl last night and said ""do you like my new piercing??"" After a few seconds she replied "" where's the piercing then?"" I said ""in my ear"""

"For sale: car. Does not stop. You will have to jump in as I jump out. I have been driving this car for three years. Please help me"

"What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling? He likes it dirty."

"What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color? Twerquoise"

"Johnny Depps wife filed for divorce, thanks a lot Australia! This is why nice people don't visit you!"