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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth"

"My doctor told me my testosterone level was unusually high. At least that's what I think he said, I could hardly hear him over the chainsaw."

"Why was C afraid ? Because other alphabets were **NOT-Cs**"

"I started up a poster design company called ""Original Poster"" We don't deliver."

"What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night? A landmine."

"Careful, friends. [bends down and examines a handprint in the sidewalk] There is a very powerful child nearby."

"There needs to be a ""Sorry I clogged your toilet"" Hallmark card."

"Y'know, I used to be quite indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."

"A magician was driving down a street... then suddenly he turned into a driveway."

"My friend fell into a vat of chemicals. Ironically, it was his quick reaction that killed him."