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Joke of the Day

"Y'know, I used to be quite indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."

"I saw that you ""liked"" my status. You want me, don't you?"

"To the rooster goes the spoils.. indeed"

"Damn, you are so savage... Andrew Jackson made you walk the Trail of Tears!"

"Whats green and flys through the air? Super Pickle"

"What do you call a surgeon who graduated last in his class? Doctor"

"Why did the chicken get a strike? Because it was a fowl."

"Save a horse. Ride a cowboy. Use your best judgment with a centaur."

"What does an electrician say while meditating? Ohm... Ohm..."

"What's green and then red? A frog in a blender."