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Joke of the Day

"My Favorite Joke as a Kid. ""What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?"" The Taste!"

"Honey, what is the name of that German that hides things around the house? Alzheimer grandma, Alzheimer!"

"Who is this Rorschach guy??? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting? -Rob DenBleyker"

"What is a neckbeard's favourite email client? G'mail"

"Calculus derives me crazy!!"

"Epilepsy is a real problem, you shouldn't make light of it. Or rather, you shouldn't make light then dark then light at a rapid pace of it."

"Marriage is a lot like being a meteorologist. No matter what you say, you're still wrong."

"What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack? Chopped dates."

"Dating tip: Walk up to a girl in a club, smile, look into her eyes, take her hand and walk away. If she wants her hand back, she'll find you"

"My girlfriend started complaining about my lack of interest in her family. So I dated her sister.."