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Joke of the Day

"A German got pulled over by the police in France. Police officer: ""Name?"" German: ""Heinrich Klimt"" Police officer: ""Age?"" German: ""31"" Police officer: ""occupation?"" German: ""No, no. Just visiting"""

"What do you call a communist pirate ship? The USS Arrrrrr"

"How are children like eggs? They both taste better after you beat them."

"The distance this fish swam... Is a SCALER not a vector."

"What's an old carpenter's biggest issue? Losing teeth."

"Chairman: Ok so we've decided a group of crows is called a flock? Creepy Frank: *licking a knife* I've got a better idea"

"It's so damn hot outside... I called my ex so I could be around something shady."

"What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!"

"Why did the blind lady fall into a well? Because she couldn't see that well. *crickets, crickets*"

"What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate? A marsbar!"