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Joke of the Day

"I just saw my 25-year-old son run water on a slice of pizza to cool it off. I need to sit down."

"Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on? The punchlines were too long."

"#Jokes4days What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar? Can I grab some milk? *Bah dum tsss*"

"Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was a fun-gui!"

"What's the best cure to a bad hangover? A good personality"

"What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."

"I drive an Audi to compensate for my innie."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Now, you might say ""r"" but his first love be the ""c""."

"Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? Because he was Haydn."

"Tried to watch some porn last night but I couldn't buy into the plot... There were just too many holes"