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Joke of the Day
"My toothpaste says it guarantees whiteness within two weeks.. Yet after two weeks I'm still asian"
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"I'm a shy little Pebble.... I wish to be a little Bolder"
"Ever read a classic novel that really moves you? I feel that way about cheesecake."
"People who talk to themselves are more intelligent then those who don't. Well that's what I like to tell myself anyway."
"Curiosity has killed my cat.... At least I think it did. I mistook Schrodinger's box for my cat carrier when I threw the squeaky-catnip-mouse toy in..."
"Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club Thank you all for coming."
"How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs"
"Two quick jokes How do you make a dog go meow? Freeze it in a block of ice an run it through a band-saw... MMMEEEOOOOWWWW! How do you make a cat go woof? Pour kerosene on it an drop a match... WOOOFF!"
"What do you find at an end of the rainbow? Violet"
"What do you call a male trapped in a female body? A fetus"