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Joke of the Day
"I couldn't find my mustache for a week It was right under my nose the entire time."
Next Joke
"The spider I let live in my kitchen is letting the bugs run amok. No free rides! Your days are numbered missy."
"I don't know anything about golf... ...but I just watched it on TV for a couple minutes. It looks really easy. I'm sure I could get a very high score."
"What do you call a camel without humps? Humphrey"
"parents, think twice before dressing your child as Cecil the Lion this year. my son will be dressed as a dentist, and I gave him a real gun"
"Say Gabe Horn"
"I found girl lying on railroad tracks. I untied her, took her into bushes and we had great sex. No head, though. I never found it."
"Why do elephants have 4 feet? Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do"
"I have a friend who is a Jehovah's Witness. He tried to tell me a knock knock joke and got all pissed off when I ignored him."
"Who is a man's best friend? The sock, he's always there in hard times."