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Joke of the Day

"Always been a favourite of mine. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."

"Billy was a chemist's son/ But now he is no more/ 'Cos what he thought was H20/ Was H2So4."

"Have you seen www.pitchdark.com? Yes but I really couldn't see what all the fuss is about."

"What is brown and sticky? A brown stick. Bonus: what's red and fluffy? Red fluff."

"Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water? Because they hate waterboarding."

"I go to Taco Bell and throw in random adjectives to see if they notice. ""I'll have the Cheesy Double Sweaty Burrito."""

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? No-one: feminists don't change anything."

"I had my FIRST THREE WAY!!! There were a couple of no-shows, but I STILL HAD A GREAT TIME!!"

"You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?"

"If the Zombie Apocolypse doesn't start out like the dance portion of the Thriller video I'm going to be so pissed."