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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it."

"What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year? He made them Batman."

"I came back from holiday in India with a really heavy case of diarrhea... ...but they wouldn't let me take it through customs."

"How to decide whether to get A Black PS4 or a White PS4! Well it's really quite simple! It's what you prefer! The Black PS4s run faster however the White PS4s have a better future!"

"Have you heard about the guy who didn't want to walk the plank? He wasn't on board with it."

"My girlfriend is like my iPad i don't have an iPad."

"I don't see why people say, ""God, send me a sign"". Why not ask the Head of Amazon's shipping department?"

"There are 25 different kinds of Lunchables and they all taste like a single parent home."

"I bought a friend an elephant for his room. He said, ""Thanks!"" and I said, ""Don't mention it"""

"There are three types of people... People who can count and people who can't"