53599
Joke of the Day
"Why isn't the speed of light Asian? Because it never gets better than a 'C'."
Next Joke
"Wife And Husband Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"I like to hide condom wrappers in my married friends pockets."
"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust"
"How many toes does Trump have on the outside of his body? 5. The rest are constantly in his mouth."
"the host of the party told me to make myself comfortable so I went back home to bed"
"Ex-girlfriend I used to date this girl with a lazy eye...it turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."
"Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it three times now."
"What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)"
"What is Jamaica's favorite TV series? The Walking Dread"