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Joke of the Day

"Batman: ""Shall we watch a film?"" Superman: ""Have you got Cape Fear?"" Batman: ""Only in revolving doors. Now, a film?"""

"I saw an all frog production of Frozen yesterday... It was toad-aly cool!"

"What's Iraq's favourite sitcom? Men behaving Baghdadly."

"What do you call a Redneck Baker? Inbread"

"Anyone else notice Independence Day is July 4th? Maybe we can work it into our 4th of July celebrations."

"I went to a weiner emporium today... I never sausage a sight!"

"So I decided to buy nineteen dollars worth of white guilt the other day... ...or as other people call it Twelve Years A Slave."

"A pharmaceutical company in Canada is offering $47 billion to buy the company that makes Botox. People at Botox were pretty excited I mean, you should've seen the look that wasn't on their faces."

"Why do people say ""I saw it with my own eyes."" Do they sometimes use other peoples eyes?"

"Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos? Meh. They just aren't in' uit."