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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my tea Hot with a splash of milk."
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"I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus, I'll even push through trigonometry... but graphing is where I draw the line!"
"""Spelt"" is a type of wheat. ""Spelled"" is what you just did incorrectly."
"Little known fact: If you ride any animal in the zoo for more than 30 seconds... it's yours to keep."
"Why was 9 afraid of 10? Because 10 11 12."
"Sinead O'Connor has been found safe... She'd been missing for 7 hours and 15 days."
"What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!"
"I wrote a song about cutting down trees. It's not a snappy tune, it just lumbers along."
"I used to go out with a girl who was obsessed with graphs... she was always plotting behind my back"
"Did you hear about the brown paper bag cowboy? He had a brown paper bag hat, brown paper bag boots, a brown paper bag shirt, and a pair of brown paper bag pants. He was arrested. For rustling."