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Joke of the Day

"I can do something that Einstein can't. Breathe."

"What do you call 2 Mexicans playing Basketball? Juan on Juan"

"What do you call an economist at an amusement park who is just sitting around? A lazy fair goer!"

"What did the Jew say at the Football game? Get the quarter back!"

"How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill. Walking Jk Rowling."

"The Holy Liar A: ""I dont trust in god."" B: ""You're an atheist? :o"" A: ""No, i think he's a liar."""

"If a redhead works in a bakery... ...does that make him a gingerbread man?"

"Donald Trump and I have a lot in common People like him, but nobody knows why"

"My Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white lady who looked nothing like me. I get it now. Oh wait that's not my waiter."

"HOW TO SURVIVE A BEAR ATTACK: STEP 1: buy a recliner STEP 2: buy some beer STEP 3: stay home and watch tv instead of going into the woods"