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Joke of the Day

"My mom told me to go to my happy place so I pulled out my phone and went to Reddit."

"The brain is a amazing organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from the day you are born until you see your first woman naked."

"My inner child just threatened to call Social Services if I don't eat ice cream for supper tonight."

"I've stopped asking what the meaning of life is. My question now is: ""Why do only technologically-challenged people use self-check-outs?""."

"What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick? Nah brah, tadah brah!"

"College was the most expensive nap I ever took."

"An Irishman walks past a bar"

"If I work as a janitor at an office, does that mean that every time I change a lightbulb I climb the corporate ladder?"

"[bedroom] TRANSFORMER WIFE: Honey, this is silly. I'd never cheat on you. TRANSFORMER HUSBAND: Okay....hey, when did we get that wardrobe?"

"Justin Bieber gets 40,000 retweets just for tweeting 'Hello', so here's my attempt: Hele0iM1. Ah, harder than it looks. Fair play to him."