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Joke of the Day

"I think my intelligence is beyond of an average human I just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, and at the back of the box it says 2-4 years"

"The worst thing about wearing a turtleneck is not being able to get up off of your back if you fall over."

"I submitted 10 of my best puns to a Joke competition expecting at least 1 to win, but... No pun in ten did.."

"I went on a caving trip with my friend. I shouted to him that I found some Basalt. He shouted back ""That's Gneiss!"""

"What is the name of a taxi service for bears? Ubear."

"Date: ""So, what do you want to be?"" Me: ""Impressed."""

"Why couldn't the pony sing? He was a little horse."

"*puts on sports bra* Well, that's enough exercise for today..."

"So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)"

"What does Kayne West masturbate to? He masturbates to the sight of his ego."