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Joke of the Day

"Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger inspire George W Bush to become president? A: Because he could explain the Bush administration's positions on civil liberties in the original German!"

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"Give your tweets a CB radio feel by adding the word, over at the end. Over."
"MOM: Any plans tonight? ME: Me and the guys heading out to find us some ladees *shoots finger guns HER: So Pokemon Go with Gary? M: Yessss"
"What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant? ""Is it mine""?"
"A rusted van sits under a bridge. Rats gnaw on moldy Scooby Snacks. Shaggy takes a hit off the pipe. ""WHY COULDN'T YOU LOVE ME VELMA?"""
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotopus"
"My favourite lawyer joke What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!"
"You know how to do gypsy triathlon? You walk to the pool, don't swim, and then ride home on a brand new bike."
"Why does Beyonce sing ""To the left, to the left""? Because black people have no rights."
"Most of my family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans"