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Joke of the Day
"Swim swim swim breach surface fly through air catch seagull swim nom nom nom swim swim"
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"Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else."
"My wife and I walked past a fancy restaurant She said ""Ohh , something smells nice"" So I decided to treat her - I let her walk past it a second time."
"What do doors and hookers have in common? You enter, come, and go. EDIT: changed punchline"
"What are the sickest rock layers? The ones with diabases."
"You don't give up your car when someone else drives drunk! So why would you give up your gun when someone else commits a crime with a gun?!"
"Had a very hot curry last night and now my asshole is on fire ... I'm suffering from deja vindaloo."
"My sister said she wanted to have sex with me. I tried to say no, but she was incestant."
"Fave bit of the Breaking Bad finale is when Ross is like ""DID SHE GET OFF THE METH?"" and then Rachel shows up and says ""I got off the meth."""
"Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free. (Stolen from my science textbook)"