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Joke of the Day
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"I'm totally fine with everyone leaving the country if Trump wins or if Hillary wins. I need more space"
"So my wife got a new sewing machine this week and I know what you guys are thinking.... ...sew what?"
"English: i before e, except after c. Science: Ummmm, No."
"What did one gay box say to the other? ""Nice package..."""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the cross the road? To ge to the gay kids house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken."
"If you're looking for someone to mute the National Geographics channel and narrate the animals thoughts, look no further."
"Teenage son gets academic honors every year in school, yet he can't cut a straight line with a lawnmower. I believe I am being played......"
"I got fired from the calendar factory... just for taking a couple of days off"
"Did you hear the joke about your mother's cooking? It's in bad taste."