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Joke of the Day

"Give us your best ""...said no one ever"" joke! ""Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?!"" SNOE"

"For all the single ladies out there, here is my number: 4/10"

"I carpool with a guy & we have officially run out of things to talk about. Today he commented on how well-made the road was. I agreed."

"I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey."

"Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? Because Oct31 = Dec25"

"The workers at the inn aren't very friendly... they create a hostel environment."

"the idiotic girl Lets like O_O"

"""You are what you eat."" ARE YOU CALLING ME A PUSSY?"

"You guys know Chumbawamba broke up because you kept spelling it ""Chumbawumba,"" right?"

"Anytime I pass an unlocked minivan I throw a few of my kids' most annoying toys in the trunk."