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Joke of the Day
"You guys know Chumbawamba broke up because you kept spelling it ""Chumbawumba,"" right?"
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"Why will we never know if Rick James was bald? Rogaine is a hell of a drug."
"A Mexican magician says that he can disappear on the count of three Uno Dos ...POOF He disappeared without a tres"
"A model asked a painter girl ""Why do you always paint me in black and white"" ""There is no u in color"" She said"
"What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get? An AT-STD."
"How fast can a woman fuck? 68km/h, because at 69 she flips over and blows a rod."
"I want to get a welcome mat for my front door that just says ""Text Me"""
"I wonder if Scarlett Johansson ever fantasizes about fat comic book nerds, or is that just a one-way street?"
"What does an epileptic vegetarian eat? Seizure Salad"
"Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E."