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Joke of the Day

"Apple just created a new Operating System for the Spanish speaking population It's called Froot-OS."

"How do you cut off a redneck's dick? Kick his sister in the jaw"

"How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one."

"Brother-in-arms What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time? ""You're my brother in arms!"""

"Have you heard the news about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"

"So me and my ex never worked out I was a cancer she was a cunt.. Anything but a Virgo and her Pisces smelt like a Taurus"

"There's no ""creative"" way to arrange 29 sponsor logos. Let it go, walkathon t-shirt designer."

"What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack"

"I told my doctor my penis was burning... To which he replied, ""That just means someone is talking about it."""

"I was suspicious that big multinational chemical corporation was up to no good, but then I saw that green cartoon leaf in its logo. Whew!"