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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything."

"What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean? A lionfish"

"A husband finds his wife in bed with three men. He says, ""Well, hello, hello, hello! His wife says, ""Aren't you going to say hello to me?"""

"I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA!"

"What goes ooooooo? A cow with no lips. ;) ;) ;)"

"Harness the power of my dog's wagging tail and we could step into a much greener future."

"Dad: Your grandpa used to cut the grass before he died, but now he's- Son: Dad please don't... Dad: Lawn gone."

"What do they call divorce in India? Re-arranged marriage"

"I love bacon because I can wrap it around everything. Essentially, it's the duct tape of food."

"I like my women like a like my coffee I dont like coffee"