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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything."

"I just saw this advert and the lady said allergies cause you to avoid the things you love. That explains why I never get laid."

"Don't worry, dude, You're fine. I'm pretty sure you need a personality first before it can have a disorder."

"So Batman is flying around metropolis looking for crime when... Superman walks up and is all like, ""hey motherfucker, what the fuck?"" Sorry, it's Halloween. ;)"

"Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds??? Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!"

"The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have."

"If anyone advises you how much lettuce to put on your burger, stop them right there. That's just the tip of the iceberg."

"Is Yoda's last name Lay-he-hoo?"

"What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater."

"What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died? *S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*"