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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a broken statue with nice tits? A busted busty bust."
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"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: ""A beer please, and one for the road."""
"What does my brothers wife and a Chevrolet have in common? They're both extremely high maintenance"
"It's funny how liberals think Donald Trump oppresses women and hates gays Like he's a Muslim or something."
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An afronaut."
"What's the meaning of life? Why don't you google it?"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he wont come when you call it!"
"What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...? A fork"
"Me: It'll just make mom grumpy, so don't tell her that the dishwa..... 4 year old: MOM! DISHWASHER'S BROKEN!"
"If I got a nickel everytime I said ""I don't believe in fairies"" I wouldn't give two shits about fairies dying from it"