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Joke of the Day
"I was wondering how close the twister was... The answer blew me away"
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"When they were saying ""we will find a good home for him"" I thought they were talking about the dog,I didn't know they were talking about me!"
"How do you spell Canada? C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?"
"If the wrong women weren't so tempting, then I'd probably be married to the right one by now. @MaleHonesty86"
"I used to think that Sarah Palin was a closed minded conservative Christian. ... but then I found out she is also into palm reading."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster who got breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"My daughter asked me what it was like when I was a kid, so I took away all her electronics and made her play with a Rubik's cube."
"I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex He's a small arms dealer"
"My penis is like a door Welcome to all"
"Africans bring a whole new meaning to lesbians ""Eating each other out"""