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Joke of the Day
"What do you do to an Elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the Rhino."
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"""You know how everyone's favorite part of the sandwich is the meat well what if we added an extra slice of bread?"" Inventor of club sandwich"
"I grew up in a small town that only had one general store, one bar and one prostitute. Mum found it pretty hard working three jobs."
"What is the warmest organ in the female body after she dies? The dick"
"If u think ur parents did nothing for you, remember Jackie Shrof named his son Tiger and Bappi Da named his son Bappa. Respect your parents"
"What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? [NSFW] The rooster says Cock-a-doodle-do, and the hooker says Any cock will do!"
"It's all shits and giggles until........ someone giggles and shits"
"Best listener Girl: My boyfriend never listens to me. Friend: You should date a blind mute. Girl: why? Friend: he's all ears"
"*posts picture of the saddest meal of all time, a big plate of dry meat and weirdly burnt vegetables* it's so sad that some guys can't cook."
"Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product"