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Joke of the Day

"Jackpot is like regular pot, but with a questionable added ingredient..."

"What's the toughest type of pie? Punkin pie"

"I'm offering a $1,000 reward to anyone who brings me $1,000 and two tacos."

"eBay's search feature can be so useless sometimes and other times be equally worthless with overkill. I tried to look up cigarette lighters and they had 13,749 matches."

"I just saw my balls on The Simpsons. Itchy and Scratchy."

"My music teacher got electrocuted yesterday Unfortunately he was a great conductor."

"Pauly D from Jersey Shore was at the Dance party where Chuck Norris invented the Electric Slide. His hair is now permanently stuck in a blowout position."

"Mom, dad... I'm gay. I didn't know either, someone on the internet told me"

"Baby are you a library book? Because I'm probably going to forget about you under my bed until long after you're due."

"Have you heard the joke about the roof? No? Well, I guess it went over your head! I'll kill myself now."