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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you starve in the desert? Because of all the sandwiches there."
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"This girl said she wouldn't have sex with me because she was on her period... I'd say her excuse was spotty at best."
"Always remember the first move in every fight...punch to the balls."
"Sending dick pics is for amateurs... Real men get out there and disappoint women in real life."
"DATING IN THE 1800s 1) Get telegram from Mae 2) Wait to respond. Don't be desperate 3) Get telegram that Mae died of dysentery while waiting"
"What do you call John Cena in camouflage? Redundant"
"What do you call a slave snickers bar Sniggers"
"The girl in the kitchen is cooking dinner When dinner didn't arrive on the table, they looked in the kitchen. They didn't find anything but Tara-gone."