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Joke of the Day
"ISIS is knocking on my door recruiting... Cause I just bombed this physics test."
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"So it was my 18th birthday the other day... Maybe now I can help my dad find those cigarettes he's been looking for the last 12 years."
"A porkchop walks into a bar The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"My girlfriend agreed to give me a blowjob Oral consent"
"The Boy Scouts came up with the strongest knot in the world... You just leave a pair of earbuds in your pocket while you're hiking."
"Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it"
"Just accidentally deleted all my contacts. Best day ever."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket full of shit? The bucket."
"I lost two bagels on a public bathroom floor. Now they're pissed."
"""Roses are grey, violets are grey, cars are grey, red is grey, all this shit is just grey""-guy failing a color blind test."