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Joke of the Day
"How do you titallate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot."
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"What's the worst part about cumming in 2 mintues? Spooning."
"What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs? Con-Descending"
"My friend H has some good jokes But hes almost always silent."
"[sliding $5 to the zookeeper] Maybe one of those penguins ends up in my car?"
"Condoleeza Rice went by Condoleeza Couscous in college."
"If you ever find yourself being attacked by a gang of clowns... ...go for the juggler."
"My wife is like a desert wind She rarely blows, but when she does it's dry."
"What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing? Carlos."
"If you use a wrong word in a tweet and a grammar nazi loses his shit- Try these consoling words : ""Their, there, they're. It'll be okay"""