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Joke of the Day
"Battleship is a completely unrealistic movie... Everyone knows that Rihanna doesn't fight back."
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"Why do blind people walk their dogs so much?"
"Did you hear about the constipated composer? He couldn't finish the last movement."
"What's blue, and smells like red paint? Blue paint"
"Scary shit happens in horror movies at 3am. So when hubby woke up screaming with a leg cramp at 3am, I threw the bible at him."
"What lights up a football pitch at night? A football match......."
"Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? 'Cause the grass tickles their balls when they run"
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate... And I can picture us invading that world because they'd never see it coming."
"Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !"
"Don't try to squeeze love out of them, sweetie. They're people, not oranges."