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Joke of the Day
"How do you add up a mountain? You summit."
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"Q: What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in."
"Michaelangelo: Yea, sure, I'll paint your ceiling. *To himself* Errybody gon be naked tho."
"What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream? Twist"
"[first date] HER: I really like you ME: I like you too HER: So did you bring protection? ME: *gesturing to my bodyguard* Yeah, this is Tony"
"10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend: 1. Truthful 2. Intelligent 3. Gentle 4. Humble 5. Tolerant 6. Polite 7. Understanding 8. Sexy 9. Smart 10. Young In short:- T.I.G.H.T.P.U.S.S.Y"
"What fungus always gets its ass beat? shittalking mushrooms"
"Why I need feminism A guy once told me that he disagreed with me. This is why I need feminism. He shoudn't be allowed to say that."
"Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?"
"It's been a tough year for gluten farmers."