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Joke of the Day

"First time flying huh? -Yeah how could you tell? Just a hunch. You wanna come down to your seat? The overhead bin is typically for luggage."

"A good name for a transvestite. Susan B. Anthony"

"Trump didn't lie when he said Mexico was going to pay for the wall... by securing his win, Mexico will start building to keep the Americans out of their country."

"The day I can't do my job drunk... Is the day I hang up my school bus keys."

"Rand Paul's debate strategy has been leaked. He's going to filibuster the GOP debate."

"I like to date intelligent girls who are taller than me. It keeps me on my toes."

"A masochist walked into a bar But he was okay with it"

"I always wanted to see Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up They'd be great alloys."

"What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn? That's amorehay!"

"Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch? Holm School"