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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear what the Pope was giving up for lent? His job."
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"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool? Bob"
"Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? To see if there was any more money in the kitty!"
"Nigger went to a shop Then he got aids and died"
"Wife: you're so damn forgetful! M: oh nonsense! W: ok, did you get the cat food? M: WE HAVE A CAT??"
"""Don't you play stupid with me!"" shouted my wife. ""Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?"" I replied."
"I do most of my parenting on Facebook. My kids post that they're smoking pot and having unprotected sex and I reply with a sad emoticon :-(."
"Bacon is like a woman it looks good it smells good it tastes good and it slowly kills men"
"Dracula & Frankenstein are in the heavyweight championship. Who wins? Dracula. Frankenstein went down for the count."
"Humans pretend to be smart but we still look at the ceiling when we hear a noise upstairs like we're suddenly gonna have x-ray vision"