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Joke of the Day
"So I took a practice test on photons today... It didn't matter."
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"Russell Crowe was arrested for biting a woman's face off. When asked about it, he said he was ""Glad he ate her""."
"TIL: They're making a sequal to Brokeback Mountain... Called Sore Ass Pass."
"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
"No, YOUUU had a kid just so you could have someone to eat pizza and play video games with"
"Dick::Ebola Your dick is like ebola, you dont have it and no one wants it"
"What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number? B9"
"When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5? Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak"
"love Boyfreind "" Honey, your chest is so flat, but your hole is sooo tight"" girlfreind "" Get off my back!"""
"Want to hear a clean Joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty one? Bubbles is a man"