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Joke of the Day

"Friendship Application, Question One: If you see that my selfie has 0 likes, will you like it faster than humanly possible?"

"How do you make a Chevy Malibu float? Pour a glass of soda and add two scoops of Chevy Malibu"

"What do you call a communist pirate ship? The USS Arrrrrr"

"How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs"

"What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor."

"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram."

"I applied to Hogwarts the a few weeks back. Unfortunately, I didn't get accepted. Figured I could just Slytherin."

"My uncle is an idiot. He saw a commercial that said, ""9 out of 10 accidents happen within a mile of your home."" So he up and moved"

"You can't run through a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents."

"Want to hear something funny? Women's Rights."