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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat, she sat on my iPhone and turned it into an iPad"
Next Joke
"Like the man who has run out kleenexes... this is bound to come in handy!"
"I have a condition that I eat when I can't sleep. Its called Insom-nom-nom-nomnia."
"Why don't women need drivers licenses Because there is no road from the kitchen to the bedroom"
"I have a life besides Twitter. Like this one time that I take a walk into the woods but then realize there was no wifi & I began to panic."
"What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows? Take away their credit cards so they can't charge"
"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society. (All black people, take a jab - i'm jewish and not racist!)"
"What's the difference between Males and Females? An iron."
"Stupid jokes I made at 3 in the morning. What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes? *Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car? *Joaquin*"
"How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? They can't, they're not bright enough."