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Joke of the Day
"There's nothing more difficult than trying to convince a narcissist that you don't like them."
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"Solitary Theoretical Physicist Proves Solipsistic Reality... Unfortunately, he won't publish his research because he doesn't trust peer review."
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"Stephen Tyler looks like he's made from leftover pieces of Mickey Rourke."
"On your first day in the hospital kick the ass of the sickest motherfucker in there"
"Last time I used my phone was to call someone upstairs in my house b/c getting up is hard & I'm not trying to win the Olympics."
"Nobody loves your text conversation screenshot as much as you do."
"Well, the definition of humour is not much humorous! The Incongruity Theory claims that humour is created out of a violation of an expectation."
"My friends recently got some copy of his grandfather's auschwitz diaries. They're a little brief though. Day 1: Showers"
"Did you see the preview for the movie about premature ejaculation? It's coming soon."