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Joke of the Day
"On your first day in the hospital kick the ass of the sickest motherfucker in there"
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"Cannibals like to meat people."
"Local sausage restaurant starts a YouTube channel... Links in the description."
"BAAAAAAAAAAAA! SOWENYAAAAAA! MAMABEATSEBABAH."
"Reddit must have seen your mom the other day... ...cause went down for while and has been *up* ever since."
"(DARK HUMOR) Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands."
"If your drug dealer is on time, it's a cop."
"My time-travelling uncle died. RIP Robert Mack, 1968-1834"
"For every person pleased at meeting their TC in real life. Another 762 are climbing out of bathroom windows and smashing their phone."
"My favorite prostitute told me she was a licensed psychologist... Blew my mind."