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Joke of the Day
"On your first day in the hospital kick the ass of the sickest motherfucker in there"
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"What do you say when someone makes a racially insensitive comment? That's insensitive, you retard."
"Trampolines used to be called jumpolines... Then your mom jumped on one!"
"Dad, did you let the parrot name me? - Haha, no that's ridiculous, Brock."
"Hmmm... Jack Nicholson. He's that guy from the Laker's games right?"
"What's pink, bubbling and tapping on glass? a baby in a microwave."
"If all the nations in the world are in the debt where did all the money go?"
"How do you make a dog meow? Put him in a wood chipper and listen to him go ""meeeeowwww""."
"It'd be pretty messed up if the cure for cancer was in those end-slices of bread."