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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar? You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!"

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"With great power... ... comes a great electricity bill."
"What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads? The finish line at the Boston Marathon."
"If We Need Someone To Run Our Country Based On Building A Buisness And Money We Have The Wrong Donald. We Need Ronald Mc'Donald."
"""DO NOT TOUCH"" Must be the scariest thing to read ... ... in Braille."
"Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave it away! Well grandma, that's how organ donation works."
"He said I was average - but he was just being mean."
"In Greece, how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar"
"Yo momma is so fat......... Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."""
"My girlfriend just texted me this: Babe,myspacebarisbroken.IneedanalternativeASAP! Anybody know what 'ternative' means?"
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