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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine asked if you could catch AIDS from a toilet seat. I said, only if you sit down before the other guy gets up."

"Hear about the constipated mathematician? Worked his logs out with a pencil."

"My wife takes 13 bikinis for a 4-day beach trip. Meanwhile, I'm rocking the swimming trunks my mom bought at K-Mart in 1991."

"Two lips Why do women have two lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time. ......sorry ladies of Redditing <3"

"At my local police station, the toilet was stolen The police have nothing to go on"

"What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport? The long hump"

"What's the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? The black Jew has to sit in the back of the gas chamber."

"The flower had an unexpected pregnancy... So it went to Plant Parenthood."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

"What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?"