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"Man: How did you compromise with your wife? Husband: She came to me on her feet. Man: and what she said? Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything..."
"which cola brand sources its water from the oceans? PepSi"
"Violinists are so brave. They fret not."
"Doctor: You have acute appendicitis. Me: And you have a cute face. Drinks?"
"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? Because he was *out standing in his field*!"
"Wanna hear a pedophile joke? You're never to young to get it. :^)"
"[Car breaks down] Me:*inspecting engine* Date: is everything ok? Me: *nervously searching 100 now empty hamster wheels* haha..y-yep"
"That show ""Catfish"" should just be called ""People Who Have Never Heard of Google."""
"i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her he thinks we're growing up too fast ""they're in there daring each other to eat dog food"""